Monday, December 12, 2011


Tampa-based hate Conservative Christian group, Florida Family Association, has issued an advertising jihad against The Learning Channel's "All American Muslim" TV show. The reason? Because "the show profiles only Muslims that appear to be ordinary folks while excluding many Islamic believers whose agenda poses a clear and present danger to the liberties and traditional values that the majority of Americans cherish."

How dare TLC show "ordinary" Muslims living in America. Don't they know Muslims aren't ordinary? They are fiendish and diabolical. Fareed Zakaria? Rasheed Wallace? Dr. Mehmet Oz? All evil. Muslims are probably using the show to send out secret messages to other Muslims to overthrow America.

And home improvement chain Lowes totally agrees. Lowes has pulled its advertising from "All-American Muslim" and despite a huge uproar from Americans who don't realize how dangerous all Muslims are, is sticking by its decision. 

Good for you Lowes. All-American, as long as you're not Muslim.

Photo courtesy: Manic Muslim

Sunday, December 4, 2011


When it comes to peeing games, Shoot The Floater is an all-time favorite. But now there will soon be  honest to god urinal games from the British company Captive Media. The whizzes over at Captive Media have developed games powered by your own pee. Too bad the name Nintendo Wii is already taken.

And what's the one thing that would make a peeing video game even better? Having poo-powered lighting. Dutch electronics company Philips has created Bio-Light, a greener lighting system powered by "glowing bioluminescent bacteria that thrive on waste generated in the average home." That's a fancy way of saying "poo."

Now if only a company could combine the two so you have to work in teams. One whizzing the game, the other powering the lighting from a stall. I can hear it now.

"I need more power."
"I'm giving her all I've got."

I love living in the age of enlightenment.